Thursday, April 10, 2014

Shere Khan: Badass Tiger

Ladies and Gentleman,
I bring you, a character that truly needs no introduction.
*Swoon*
Shere Khan
Baloo: The tiger?
No, Baloo, we meant Shere Khan the little known start up band. -_-
What the... that exists!?
I... well you must be pretty damn awesome if there's a band with your name.
A band that's apparently popular enough to be mentioned on Google images several times.

Shere khan is the classiest, most badass villain in the Disney universe, this guys sole mission is to straight up kill Mowgli and he goes about this quest with a relaxed swagger deserving of the jungle king.
Look at him. He fears nothing, smiling and nodding even when he's well aware that he's being lied to.
One of his most memorable scenes includes Kaa, the hypnotic snake.

Shere Khan's incredibly sexy voice was originally done by voice actor George Sanders,
but his voice in the sequal was done by Tony Jay, whereas Kaa's was done by Hal Smith.
So it's basically like listening to Claude Frollo bullying Winnie the Pooh.

Unlike most villains - specifically DISNEY villains - Shere Khan doesn't threaten any of his potential foes throughout the film. Why? because he doesn't need to. They're all terrified of him.
Look at dat tiger booty!
It really says a lot about your badassery when even a bear and a pack of pumas are afraid of you.
And yet despite all of this, people STILL think that Scar is the No.1 feline villain in Disney history!

WRONG! Shere Khan could easily trample Scar.
End of story.

P.S. This is NOT bestiality by the way, this is a furry I would happily yiff in hell.

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