Yup, today we're doing a DBZ movie.
Yes, we get it. Vegeta and Trunks are hot. blah blah blah. (nobody cares)
So the movie starts off with this really weird tournament.
There are a lot of hunky fighters.
Like this hunky wolf,
this hunky karate expert,
This hunky sumo wrestler,
This hunky sumo wrestler's crotch,
Uh... yeah.
Okay, okay! Slow down!
But the hunkiest has to be this guy, Udo.
And his crotch.
DAMMIT GOHAN!!!
He has to fight Gohan.
He feels conflicted because Gohan's so small... and like 11-years-old.
But as he says, "the training wheels come off today"!
Oh, it's that kind of movie...
Oh my...
Here it... okay seriously though, if you watched DBZ, you should know how this is going to end up.
Gohan kicks him and he gets sent flying.
Let us mourn this sad loss.
But then, Bojack and his goons appear!
Only the big one seems attractive at first, until...
Bojack goes...whatever his version of Super Saiyan is!
(Yeah seriously, EVERY RACE has a different version of super saiyan in the DBZ universe)
And that's when we see this beautiful scene we all know and adore!
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Man, green really does work wonders for guys this buff.
Isn't that right, Hulk?
OKAY! OKAY! I'm done!
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