Dragon Ball Z: Bojack, Udo, and more!

Yup, today we're doing a DBZ movie.

Yes, we get it. Vegeta and Trunks are hot. blah blah blah. (nobody cares)

So the movie starts off with this really weird tournament.

There are a lot of  hunky fighters.

Like this hunky wolf,

this hunky karate expert,

This hunky sumo wrestler,

 This hunky sumo wrestler's crotch,

 Uh... yeah.

Okay, okay! Slow down!

But the hunkiest has to be this guy, Udo.

And his crotch.

DAMMIT GOHAN!!!

 He has to fight Gohan.

 He feels conflicted because Gohan's so small... and like 11-years-old.

But as he says, "the training wheels come off today"!

 Oh, it's that kind of movie...

 Oh my...

Here it... okay seriously though, if you watched DBZ, you should know how this is going to end up.

Gohan kicks him and he gets sent flying.

Let us mourn this sad loss.

But then, Bojack and his goons appear!

Only the big one seems attractive at first, until...

Bojack goes...whatever his version of Super Saiyan is!

(Yeah seriously, EVERY RACE has a different version of super saiyan in the DBZ universe)

And that's when we see this beautiful scene we all know and adore!

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Man, green really does work wonders for guys this buff.

Isn't that right, Hulk?

OKAY! OKAY! I'm done!

Mysterious Skin

So there's this movie called "Mysterious Skin".

It's about two kids who are sexually assaulted by their Little League coach, and how it effects them in life. It's actually interesting, also it's kinda sexy, and also it's kinda disturbing.

Jet Black - Cowboy Bebop

You know how I said that Alex Louis Armstrong was actually what drew me into Fullmetal Alchemist before I got hooked on the story?

Well there's a lot of anime that captured my interest this way.

One of them is Cowboy Bebop.

A show with this hunky, full on man by the name of Jet Black.

This man always sparked my interest. So...why not showcase this post to him?

And now, here's porn!

Just saying though,

Am I the only one who can't keep his eyes off those buns whenever they're on screen?

Peter farts on Meg videos

To my fart-fans...

I'll just leave these here.

Sometimes Meg actually does seem to come off as lucky...

Shere Khan: Badass Tiger

Ladies and Gentleman,
I bring you, a character that truly needs no introduction.

*Swoon*
Shere Khan

Baloo: The tiger?
No, Baloo, we meant Shere Khan the little known start up band. -_-

What the... that exists!?

I... well you must be pretty damn awesome if there's a band with your name.

A band that's apparently popular enough to be mentioned on Google images several times.

Shere khan is the classiest, most badass villain in the Disney universe, this guys sole mission is to straight up kill Mowgli and he goes about this quest with a relaxed swagger deserving of the jungle king.

Look at him. He fears nothing, smiling and nodding even when he's well aware that he's being lied to.

One of his most memorable scenes includes Kaa, the hypnotic snake.

Shere Khan's incredibly sexy voice was originally done by voice actor George Sanders,

but his voice in the sequal was done by Tony Jay, whereas Kaa's was done by Hal Smith.

So it's basically like listening to Claude Frollo bullying Winnie the Pooh.

Unlike most villains - specifically DISNEY villains - Shere Khan doesn't threaten any of his potential foes throughout the film. Why? because he doesn't need to. They're all terrified of him.

Look at dat tiger booty!

It really says a lot about your badassery when even a bear and a pack of pumas are afraid of you.

And yet despite all of this, people STILL think that Scar is the No.1 feline villain in Disney history!

WRONG! Shere Khan could easily trample Scar.

End of story.

P.S. This is NOT bestiality by the way, this is a furry I would happily yiff in hell.