Thursday, February 27, 2014

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Tagame: Pride vol.1

Okay, there's this guy by the name of Gengoroh Tagame.
He writes gay manga!
Gay BDSM manga!

So today, I'm going to share the first Tagame-san manga I ever read!

Pride
(Btw, manga reads right-to-left)

Pride focuses on a huge college freshman names Ohashi
As you can see, Ohashi's a real top (and I don't know for sure, but I think he might also be a prostitute).
But that all changes when he meets a new client...
His Psychology professor,
Who just happens to be twice as muscular as Ohashi
Damn, this is some hot shit!

Unfortunately, the Professor finds the sex...boring.


So as it turns out, Ohashi isn't a top, but a natural born MASOCHIST!
So the professor decides to take the boy and train him how to be a masochist.
Aww, they misspelled "you".

The experience turns him on, but leaves him mentally scarred,
So he leaves and vows not to come back.
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But then he witnesses a guy getting raped and peed on. This turns him on... that's a little odd, but hey, I find it kind of hot too.
He also meets a hot guy who also witnesses the event, and offers to fuck him...
yet all he can think about is the Professor.
So he begs for forgiveness and they get back together, but the Professor will only take him back as a sex slave.

God damn! ...Wait...he isn't...he wouldn't.....


The Professor baptizes him with his piss!


The immense humiliation makes Ohashi cry, but getting pissed on isn't the worst part;
Yup, he's gonna have to go home like that! Completely drenched in urine.


And if you thought the piss from earlier was bad...
Here it comes!

But that's not all, we've also got spanking, and whippings,
And cops!
Pissing and whipping and cops! Oh my!
(btw, I don't know why this image is differently colored)

and in later volumes, it gets even more taboo.

Aww!
I'll be doing Tagame's work again on Saturdays. "Tagame Tuesday" sounded corny, so I'm done with that title.

Monday, February 17, 2014

Ganju Shiba: His hotness


GANJU! Let me tell you something about Ganju!


This is fucking Ganju!
And as you can see, he's not only very handsome...


But cute as fuck!


So why is it that so many of the characters on the show tend to find him unattractive?
Specifically this gross twig:

This is Yumichika Ayasegawa, and he, as well as a few other characters, happen to find Ganju "ugly".


Now, you might be thinking to yourself,
"But Enigma, how can he call Ganju 'ugly' when he himself looks like a deformed erect penis?"
well, my response to that is... just wait until you see what he looks like POST-timeskip.


"UGH! Wtf is that thing!?" - you're probably thinking to yourself,
I don't know, but it definitely isn't attractive.

Meanwhile, how does Ganju look?
Wow, now he not only looks hot, but freaking badass!

Ganju Shiba is a male example from Bleach. Despite being tall, very muscular, having a chiseled face, a deep voice, and a masculine attitude, Ganju unfortunately lives in a world where most of the male characters are Bishōnen, and is thus considered a Gonk, by the local dandy, Yumichka. - T.V. Tropes/Hollywood Homely
Aww, look at him scratching his butt! He just doesn't give a fuck<333

Anyways, Yumichika, don't get it twisted, okay. Deep down, you KNOW that Ganju is clearly the better looking man.
 Aww, ya really mean that?
Yes, Ganju, I really, REALLY do.
Aw shucks! Thanks, man!
You are so welcome. <3

And now a rendition of; "How it should have happened" by Yaoichick4eva


Yup. You look real stupid now, Yumichika.
swerve~

Saturday, February 15, 2014

An argument in Death City.

Hey bitches! It's me, Free, the Werewolf!
So, now that Valentine's day is over, I've got my own post! Wonder what I should put here...
Welp, how about I start with myself!
Stop talking like that.
Huh?
Stop talking for these characters like you are them. It's stupid.
Bitch, who are you talking too?
Nobody, obviously.
Pfft!
Bitch, U mad.
Mad at what, that kid in your chest?
Huh?
What the fu-
Well, bitch, I'm still more popular and get more fans than you and your 2 episode appearing ass.
I...
OH SHIT! Didn't think of that, did ya, Joe Buttataki!? HA! Bye bitch!
Hmph.
Have fun with that.
You're still a bitch!
Like a BOSS bitch!

Free: 1 |  Joe: 0

This was stupid.

Some people just come up with the dumbest shit when they're drunk at 3am.