Tarzan's Dad

...Okay.

Shake Weight for MEN!

Never forget

Liking Scale: Full Metal Alchemist

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Let us honor this day with this post featuring an anime that focuses on two of the most unfortunate boys in the world. Yaaay! (btw, nobody wears green in this anime, so yeah...)

Edward Elric

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

Alphonse Elric

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

Roy Mustang

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

Von Hohenheim

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

Scar

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

Alex Louis Armstrong

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

Sig Curtis

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

Lt. Hughes

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

Darius

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

Heinkel

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

Darius AND Heinkel

Perfection~

Those two guys who you remember but not enough to care what their names are

I'm labeling them both as one because both are only sort of attractive to me

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

Havoc

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

King Bradley (Wrath)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

Sloth

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

This anime has waaay too many hot guys! This isn't even all of them, these are just the most known!

Your resistance only makes my penis harder!

So, there's a meme that seems to be not significantly known, but somewhat popular.

Well, just the other day, I stumbled upon the origin of that meme...

Word's Worth

What a stupid name...

WARNING! Contains vagina!

So, our little damsel in distress is walking around when...

Oh my gawd, it's a horse!?

Wait, shouldn't you have expected that?

Aw look, this 14-year-old girl is trying to defend herself. Aww.

FOOLISH WOMAN!

Stallion-"Where ya gonna go now? HA HA HA HA HA!!"

Girl- "GET OFF! OH IT'S PAINFUL! OH PLEASE STOP!!"

He puts this little girl in her place, taking a nice seat on her back.

Turns out this little girl's a virgin. Just the way Stallion likes it!

Oh my...

So he captures her.

But wait, there's more...

Who's this girl?

WHAT!? SHE RESISTS!??!

Nobody dares resist the Stallion! It only makes his penis harder!

Oh, you've done it now, bitch!

 Now that she's being raped by a sadistic, horny Horse furry, she realises that nobody will want to marry her (it was a big part of her character), and begins to cry as she realises how good this feels.

 These poor girls, they should have known better, never fuck with the horse, or the horse will fuck you back.

This is Brad Hollibaugh

 This is Brad Hollibaugh

He's a straight guy, but he'll pose for anyone, even guys!

And I CLAIM HIM! He's MINE!

Viewers: "But he's married! He has kids! He has grandkids!"